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  • Jonathan naked wearin a Mexican sombero and cowboy boots, playing a steel string guitar while singing "La Cucaracha". Dirty parts included.

  • Jonathan in a wine vat filled with 200 pounds of cream cheese, two carrots sticks and a mouse pad.

  • Jonathan starring in that great pop icon show Captain Planet and the Planetiers.

  • Jonathan playing the star role in Valley of the Dolls.

  • A Jonathan blow up doll.

  • Me and my Jonathan blow up doll, living in a grass hut under a bridge.

  • Jonathan and a spin cycle.

  • Jonathan in groovy go-go boots, beehive, wearing a micromini and swinging to 60's music.

  • Jonathan and Dave Navarro in a Saber fight.

  • Jonathan and Dave Navarro.

  • Jonathan and Dave Navarro slapping baby powder on each others rear ends. Let the talcum fly.

  • Jonathan and Dave Navarro in a swim mining ditch filled with Skittles, screaming taste the rainbow.

  • Jonathan repeating "number nine" on The Beatles' song "Revolution 9".

  • Jonathan repeating "turn me on dead man" when playing "Revolution 9" backwards.

  • Jonathan dressed as Dave Navarro. Nipple rings and all.

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Jonathan seducing a hand puppet.

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Jonathan making love to a clown.

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Jonathan sending post cards to his socks.

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Jonathan delievering tacos in place of mail.

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Jonathan in a bikini thong on roller blades performing classic plays from the thirties and forties.

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Johnny dressed up in a pink baby doll dress and bonnet singing with a giant lollipop "On the good ship lollipop".

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Johnny weeping in my arms as I rock him back and forth singing; "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."

  • JonnysGirl's Wish Jonathan Tap danicng naked with mary jane taps on and frilly socks...doing wings.

  • Micki's Wish Jonathan in his Whole Shebang eye makeup and his mod hair in bed, with me (that is Micki)
    , of course. Maybe we can add a quarter pounder with cheese to the scene and I'm in heaven.

  • Fangs' Wish I wish that Jonathan Rhys-Meyers would come to my school and pick me up early, like at 9:30am, that way Johnny and I can spend the whole day to get to know one another!! (times that by every Johnny fan)

  • Jadealine's Wish Jonathan Dressed in a bra, and a long blond braided wig in a closet singing "I'm a Tiny Little Mild Maid"

  • Jadealine's Wish Jonathan and Ewan Mcgregor acting out scenes from "Wilde"

  • Jadealine's Wish Jonathan Rhys Meyers dressed in a monkey suit, on a table proclaiming in bravado, "The Jig is up, let the orphans go."

  • Jadealine's Wish Jonathan Kissing Ewan with porno tongue.

  • Jadealine's Wish Jonathan with bologna sandwiches for feet.

  • Jadealine Wish Jonathan in a German war movie, saying the line:
    "You can take the iron fist or the out stretched hand."

  • Rock Star's Wish Johnny a taking a bath, in vanilla cake batter, in an old fashion wooden wash basin with rubber duckies-who are his friends.

  • Rock Star's Wish Jonathan sporting blond ringlets and a pretty frilly dress, whispering "I want some more" in the style of Claudia from Interview with the Vampire.

  • Ruth's Wish Just jonathan.

  • Ruth's Wish Jonathan as evil as he is in Gormanghast.

  • Ruth's Wish Jonathan riding in irland with me.

  • Anna's Wish Jonny as Steerpike, in the pouring rain, sitting under a palm tree with with me on his lap. My hands caressing his hair and face, which are dripping with rain. As the sun sets he grabs me and throws me to the ground as we share a passionate night, under the stars.

  • Anna's Wish Jonny as a vampire. He can bite me any day. Yeah Baby!!!

  • Anna's Wish Jonathan coming out of the shower dripping wet with a very small towel around his waist, as I come into the room, he runs up to me and pushes me onto the bed. The silk sheets become tangled as we get it on!!!

  • Anna's Wish Jonathan in his Steerpike clothes (episode 1) just as he finds his big sword. I love it when his eyebrows do that thing!!!!

  • Anna's Wish Jonny acting out scenes from Gormenghast in my bedroom, whenever I want him to!!!!

  • Liz's wish Jonathan and Kermit the frog on the Muppets show singing Beatles songs to the accompaniment of Animal on the drums.

  • Liz's Wish Jonathan FULLY DRESSED not fulfilling any of Anna's sicko wishes and complimenting me on my correction of Anna's spelling during this e-mail!

  • Liz's wish Jonathan acting out sketches from the Fast Show, especially "Suits you Sir" and "Jazz Club Nice" in a private performance!

  • Liz's Wish Jonathan doing what HE wants for a change, instead of what Anna wants!! (Bossy boots!)

  • Bunny'a Wish I'd love to go horse back riding with him... Spend the day havin' fun wit'da horses. That would kill two birds with one stone, because not only would I love to spend time with the *beautiful* Jonathan, but I haven't been on a horse since I was 17 (I'm 24 now) and really miss it! Hay, if things go well, maybe I'd get to ride Jonathan too!!

  • Emily's wish Jonathan walking into my coffee shop with Ewan McGregor and Jude Law, and my manager telling me to take my break, then I would get to have coffee with my three favourite boys! And of course Jonny would fall madly in love with me and take me away to Ireland and let me live with him.

  • Amy's wish Jonathan lets me lather up his legs with whipped cream and shave them, licking them clean. Then I bathe his feet in rosehips and clean his toes with my tongue.

  • Tori and Katrina's wish jonny in a room made completely of one-way mirrors, a perfect cube. he is there by himself wearing tight silver leather pants, and that's all. he sees his reflection in the mirror, saunters over to it, looks himself up and down, then passionately attacks his own reflection! he kisses furiously at first, massaging the cold mirror image, then slows down to soft kisses with his supple lips on his own... then sighs and slowly slides down the side until he is laying on top of his own refection on the floor, and falls asleep in complete bliss.. in short: he seduces himself!

  • Ez's Wish Jonathan and Ewan ... anywhere ... anytime... and they'd let me watch ... or help... (two guys, a girl, and...)

  • Geneva's wish Johnny killing the flys of my house with a slipper in his hands.

  • Kismet's Wish Can I second Jonathan dressed as Dave Navarro?

  • Rachel's Wish Jonathon as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture show.

  • Heatherjune's 1) jonny and myself, the two leading world champions of scrabble, going at it head-to head in a brutal death match televised on all channels!!

    2) jonny, myself, a spatula, a goldfish, some tape, a bag of yogart-covered rasins and a polaroid camera... use your imagination!!

    3) or just me jonny and the camera (otherwise who'd believe me?)

    4) me, jonny, my ex, and his friend.

    5) my biopsycholoy teacher is replaced by jonny and we have a cinco-de-mayo party EVERY DAY complete with big sombreros, churros, and cheap mexican beer with lime.

    6) jonny and tori amos take me to the local mall and we go shopping. jonny buys a ridiculous pair of shoes and tori and i decide to dye our hair the same color. jonny helps.

  • Faolán's Wish My Jonny wish is... He as a vampire, all dark and mysterious and deadly. Wet, standing in the rain..blood running from his mouth and down his bare neck and chest. A glimmer of hunger still in his eyes as he stares into the eyes of his victum, a beautiful waif-like young boy, with long wisps of dark golden hair and deep green eyes, who, gasping weakly, can only stare back. Jonny smiles sweetly and spreads his perfect lips over his fangs, and then leans in for a long and sensual kiss as the life fades from the silent boy and he slips to the ground. All this happening while I watch from the cover of the nearby shadows, shivering with desires unnamed, and hungers of my own. For blood and for Jonny. with plans to capture this wild and beautiful creature, or at least watch him for all eternity.

    Sara's WishJonathan in those red leather pants and pigtails from Titus dancing for me for hours.

    Sara's Wish Jonathan in leather pants chained to the ceiling like Trent Reznor in the Closer video.

    Berny's Wish Jonothan sledging down a snowy bank, only wearing a bobble hat, and saying WHEEEE then, coming back to my place, where i'd wrap him in a blanket and make him a big mug of cocoa.

    Fagan's Wish Jonathan Rhys Meyers wearing nothing but a Mask of Betty White whilst running around and claiming that he is the lizard king, and that he can do anything....

    David's Wish jonathon in his steerpike costume with his tounge somehow magically down my throat....

    Eve's WishSprinkling Jonny in fine milk chocolate aqua colored glitter and licking him, slowly, from toe to tounge.

    Blu272I wish I could give Johnathan this list and record his reaction on video.

    WISH FROM EVE...with an addtion by nicole and Jessie! Jonny and I living together forever on his expansive and lush land in Ireland, in the thatch-roof cottage with flowers on the window sill and white washed walls and feather-down bed, with Nicole and Christian Bale living down the lane and Jessie and Ewan up it. Every Thursday we have a party with lemonade and tea cakes and then we would ride the horses down to the cliffs and watch the waves.

    Jonathan should be in every damn movie out there! And be the leading man! That's why I have decided to make my own movies scripts and have Jonathan star in everyone of my movies. Of course, I don't have the money to make my dreams a reality. But, I do have the spripts signed and ready to go for when opportunity knocks. Believe me it will knock even if I have to go to a Hollywood producer's house, chain myself to his bathroom stall and sing "All we are saying is give ME a chance." These movie will be made! Oh yes! They will be made!

    Movies Jonathan will Star in the NOT SO NEAR FUTURE.

    Here are some movie titles and posters.

    Enjoy

    "Sex is Sex" A Chilling look at Ireland's street hustlers. (Did I mention that the man across the street from me, gave it two sore thumbs up.)
    "When I Was Diagnosed A Nymphomaniac" Jonathan Rhys Meyers teaching the fine art of being a Nymphomaniac. "You couldn't direct a nymphomaniac to a stag party."
    "Black Sheep Boy" Great Flick. If you like men.
    "Yes-Man From the makers of "Gigolo", "Gold Digger" & "The Cook, The Hustlers, His Gay Lover and the Guru."
    Killer Tonuge: Part Two The movie Killer Tongue, the way it was meant to be. "All men know how to use their tongue but only one man knows how to work it!" Work it baby, work it!
    Boys Keep Swinging Magazine A magazine only about Dave Navarro and Jonathan Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Only in an idea life. sigh...


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